Monthly Archives: May 2010

How To Write a Poem – Rule #2: The Hyperbole

Poetry is tough. With that in mind I’ve decided to share a few rules with the internet. Rules that are easy to follow. As quoted from Othello: “A minute to learn… a lifetime to master” (Othello is a trademark of … Continue reading

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The Wolf Blitzkrieg: Last Night’s CNN.com

Yesterday I was leaving work I quickly checked CNN.com for my last blast of worldly news. This is what I saw: Now. To CNN’s credit there are plenty of decent news-y headlines here. But then, once we put up a … Continue reading

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The MTA is Racist Against Giants

I’ve seen this sign countless times but didn’t realize until last night that the green guy is easily twice the size of the gray guy. Also the gray guy clearly doesn’t have a disability. Giants must give up seats to … Continue reading

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How To Write a Poem – Rule #1: The Simile and Metaphor

Poetry is tough. With that in mind I’ve decided to share some of my excellent poetry tips with the internets. Let’s begin at the beginning. Rule #1 – The Simile and the Metaphor: Like a raging fire of literature Crucial … Continue reading

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Dru & Noah’s Novel – Ep. 2

Episode two of the Nate Dern joint is up today! Thanks to Nate for the writing and directing, Todd Bieber for being amazing on UCB Comedy and Noah Forman for… well… for being you. There’s also something I really love … Continue reading

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Thoughts From The Revolutionary War…

He’s a British soldier fighting in the Revolutionary War and the Officers are focusing on making sure his jacket and glasses match the other soldiers’ attire. He is sent into battle knowing that he looks good, and knowing that he’s … Continue reading

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