INT. REVOLUTIONARY HOME
John Adams is sitting in a room with Thomas Jefferson. Jefferson proudly holds up a piece of paper.
Thomas Jefferson: I’ve completed it! The United States Constitution.
John Adams: Well let’s take a look.
Thomas Jefferson: Just a warning, I was up all night finishing it, so there might be some typos.
John Adams: No need to apologize.
(Clears throat and begins to read.)
We the purple?
BLACK OUT
My name is Dru. I'm a writer, comedian and improviser in New York City via Seattle. I'm wearing a dog collar in this picture, and drinking a PBR. Explanation complete.
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