Category Archives: Blog Thoughts

A roundabout way to live my high school dream

I’ve been meaning to write this sooner… but my work schedule hasn’t been so kind. Four years ago almost to the day I visited Chicago with the sole purpose of checking it out before I moved there. Not moving there … Continue reading

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Content should be free. Because I deserve it.

Attention New York Times, Hulu Plus, and Porn: Sometimes I don’t think you adequately appreciate my contribution to your little enterprise: consuming, appreciating, sharing and masturbating to your content at no charge. News reporting, filmed story-telling, watching other people have … Continue reading

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The Best Black-Out Sketch Ever

INT. REVOLUTIONARY HOME John Adams is sitting in a room with Thomas Jefferson. Jefferson proudly holds up a piece of paper. Thomas Jefferson: I’ve completed it! The United States Constitution. John Adams: Well let’s take a look. Thomas Jefferson: Just … Continue reading

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NY Post Headline Predictions: Superbowl Sunday Edition

Some people watch it for the game, some for the rivalry and some for the commercials… but the writers at the New York Post watch the superbowl to come up with horrible headlines for their sports section. Here are a … Continue reading

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Movie Treatments for the JETS and Patriots game

Yesterday’s rivalry game pitting the Jets against the Patriots gave God the option of making life a feel-good, 1950′s-esque All-American movie like Remember the Titans, or a 1970′s sports comedy about a bunch of quirky misfits beating the ultra-competitive assholes. … Continue reading

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The Marshawn Lynch Video Game Franchise

When you mix an incredible 67-yard run in a playoff upset, a stiff arm that looked more like a scene from Scott Pilgrim than an NFL play and the amazing fact that he casually refers to his football playing as … Continue reading

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On Naming Improv Teams

With Harold Night shake ups just occurring at the UCB in New York there will be a lot of email threads and late night meetings at bars across the city with a bunch of improvisers yelling at each other about … Continue reading

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New Years Resolutions – Dreaming Big, Very Okay with Substantial Compromises

For my New Years Resolutions this year I’ve decided to go big. GO BIG OR GO HOME! But I also don’t want to feel bad if I go home. So I’ve made my list of new years resolutions for 2011. And … Continue reading

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The Story of the Car in the Blizzard Outside My Window

There’s a car outside my apartment building and it’s stuck in the middle of the road without anywhere to go. It keeps spinning it’s wheels to no avail, probably because it’s a blizzard. I know I should feel awful for … Continue reading

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Detlef Schrempf’s Shrimp Wheats

I am in a Fantasy Basketball League with my best friend from home Jason Miller. My team name is Detlef Schrempf. His team name is Boo Berry. Our smack talk discussion has been as follows: Detlef Schrempf: Hey Boo Berry, … Continue reading

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