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My name is Dru. I'm a writer, comedian and improviser in New York City via Seattle. I'm wearing a dog collar in this picture, and drinking a PBR. Explanation complete.Some Dru Tweets
- My piece on dumb Hawkeye is on the home page of funny or die. Excited about it, even if there's no Train lyrics. READ! http://t.co/RB04TXxR about 21 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone
- Not too many love songs use scaffolding as a metaphor. about 1 day ago from Twitter for iPhone
- Here's an email conversation between the Avengers and Nick Fury. In which they agree Hawkeye is silly. http://t.co/f4qFGwKq about 1 day ago from web
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Thoughts From The Revolutionary War…
He’s a British soldier fighting in the Revolutionary War and the Officers are focusing on making sure his jacket and glasses match the other soldiers’ attire. He is sent into battle knowing that he looks good, and knowing that he’s … Continue reading
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Tagged Dru Johnston, revolutionary war, the whites of their eyes, unified goal
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The Wolf Blitzkrieg: This morning on CNN
NOTE: Amazing pun in title thanks to one Miles Klee For over a year now CNN.com has been a constant joke between me and Noah. I will walk into work and see an email from him with a list of … Continue reading
Posted in Blog Thoughts
Tagged cable news network, cnn, cnn is a joke, cnn is shit, cnn.com, Dru Johnston, the wolf blitzkrieg, wolf blitzer
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Welcome to the new site!
Welcome to DruJohnston.com! I’m pretty psyched to get this up and running as a regular blog full of stories, thoughts, short pieces of writings, links to stuff I write, all that jazz. It’s a bit of a relief to have … Continue reading
Posted in Blog Thoughts
Tagged Dru Johnston, end of the year of the blog, permanent site
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