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My name is Dru. I'm a writer, comedian and improviser in New York City via Seattle. I'm wearing a dog collar in this picture, and drinking a PBR. Explanation complete.
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The Marshawn Lynch Video Game Franchise
When you mix an incredible 67-yard run in a playoff upset, a stiff arm that looked more like a scene from Scott Pilgrim than an NFL play and the amazing fact that he casually refers to his football playing as … Continue reading
The Story of the Car in the Blizzard Outside My Window
There’s a car outside my apartment building and it’s stuck in the middle of the road without anywhere to go. It keeps spinning it’s wheels to no avail, probably because it’s a blizzard. I know I should feel awful for … Continue reading
MY 3 Year Anniversary
Yesterday marked the 3 year anniversary of me moving to New York. Last year I wrote a whole blog about my two year anniversary with New York City… but this year I think I can sum up my New York … Continue reading
Posted in Blog Thoughts
Tagged Dru Johnston, feeling great about it, nailed it, new york, ode to new york, settling
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The Wolf Blitzkrieg: Reporting on One Half of a Bipolar Child
Well. This isn’t a full post, but this image is too good to let be. I pray, pray, pray that tomorrow there’s an image of the same girl and it says: “Bipolar Child: Everyone is GREAT!!!!”
Dru Brew… Some Summer Beer Thoughts
Summer is to Good Beer what Death is to Man. I feel completely confident coming out and saying that, because any one who legitimately enjoys summer beers couldn’t win in a fight with a five year old girl. I am … Continue reading
The Wolf Blitzkrieg: Terror Babies ‘Absurd’ and Other Breaking News
There is a reason CNN is my homepage. There is a reason CNN should be everyone’s homepage. You get your news there. You also get a page that looks like it was puked up by Sartre after watching CNBC while … Continue reading
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Tagged cnn is a joke, cnn is shit, cnn.com, nailed it, rick sanchez, terror babies, the wolf blitzkrieg, wolf blitzkrieg
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An Open Letter To The Man In Front Of Me At Starbucks
Dear man in front of me at Starbucks this morning, First of all, we understand that you’re a big important man about town with your cell phone. We love that you like to talk on it no matter what’s going … Continue reading
New Video: Hot Girls Wage Lawsuit Against Facebook Privacy Policy
This shoot was incredibly fun, for obvious reasons, but also because I got to play a lawyer! Thanks to the guys from Landline TV. Check them out, they consistently do awesome work, and it’s a real honor to get to … Continue reading
Posted in Media
Tagged babelgum, dru johnston lawyer, facebook lawyers, hot girls facebook, landlinetv, media, nailed it, zuckerberg
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Music To Write To
This is pretty embarrassing actually but I figured I might as well let the world know: it’s hard for me to write anything if I’m not listening to Eagle Eye Cherry’s album Desireless. There. I said it. It all began … Continue reading
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Tagged dark secrets, desireless, eagle eye cherry, music addictions, music to write to, nailed it, save tonight
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The Meaning of Life – A Poem
The Meaning of Life A New Poem by Dru Johnston … … … … … … beer… … … … … …fuckin’ duh. fin
Posted in Fiction
Tagged alcohol, good poetry, i love alcohol, meaning of life, nailed it, poem
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