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My name is Dru. I'm a writer, comedian and improviser in New York City via Seattle. I'm wearing a dog collar in this picture, and drinking a PBR. Explanation complete.
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How To Write a Poem – Rule #2: The Hyperbole
Poetry is tough. With that in mind I’ve decided to share a few rules with the internet. Rules that are easy to follow. As quoted from Othello: “A minute to learn… a lifetime to master” (Othello is a trademark of … Continue reading
The Wolf Blitzkrieg: Last Night’s CNN.com
Yesterday I was leaving work I quickly checked CNN.com for my last blast of worldly news. This is what I saw: Now. To CNN’s credit there are plenty of decent news-y headlines here. But then, once we put up a … Continue reading
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