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The Wolf Blitzkrieg: Reporting on One Half of a Bipolar Child
Well. This isn’t a full post, but this image is too good to let be. I pray, pray, pray that tomorrow there’s an image of the same girl and it says: “Bipolar Child: Everyone is GREAT!!!!”
The Wolf Blitzkrieg: Terror Babies ‘Absurd’ and Other Breaking News
There is a reason CNN is my homepage. There is a reason CNN should be everyone’s homepage. You get your news there. You also get a page that looks like it was puked up by Sartre after watching CNBC while … Continue reading
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The Wolf Blitzkrieg: Last Night’s CNN.com
Yesterday I was leaving work I quickly checked CNN.com for my last blast of worldly news. This is what I saw: Now. To CNN’s credit there are plenty of decent news-y headlines here. But then, once we put up a … Continue reading
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The Wolf Blitzkrieg: This morning on CNN
NOTE: Amazing pun in title thanks to one Miles Klee For over a year now CNN.com has been a constant joke between me and Noah. I will walk into work and see an email from him with a list of … Continue reading
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